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Friday, January 6, 2012

wanna be my chammak challo?

Sedang gila mendengarkan lagu di atas :)
Lagu dalam filem Ra.One (hindi)...ada Datuk Shah Rukh Khan, Kareena Kapoor ngan Arjun Rampal.
Bajet mcm dpt tgok pgi td...tp malangnye Mei tak bawak cd dia..huhu

ermm, apa nak cerita ek? Mlm ni rasa agak panas~ xtahan..
full speed kipas and rasa mcm nk mandi sekali lagi jer!mama kata mmg akan panas.
Sepanjang bulan Safar ni..

Esok plan nak buat Oreo Cheesecake yg kak Wid ajar. Hope jadik :)

being keji on petang Jumaat

Shit DamnIt!!

macam2 facebook~

25 JENIS PEREMPUAN YANG LELAKI PALING MELUAT !

1. Berambut perang..tak pun rambut kaler merah highlight sikit-sikit budget Avril

2. Kau pintal-pintal rambut kat public dengan lidah terjelir-jelir..kau nak jadi pornstar eh?

3. Snap gambar dari atas, buat duck face & kau upload kat Facebook..geli doh tengok..kalau 1 album nama kau, dalam tu semua muka itik kau. Muka penuh depan kamera..semuat-muat frame..bodoh

4. Kau rasa comel bila kau type message 'ewww..jum lepak..busyan lorh...umah tadew orang..pakwe gie maen futsal pulark..busyan busyan! T__T' macam shit kau tahu tak

5. Kau kerek bila kau makan kat fastfood ngan member-member kau..kau snap gamba sana-sini macam tempat tu tak de orang..annoying taek!

6. Kau pakai baju nampak lurah tetek kau pegi jalan-jalan kat bandar..kau seronok lah abang misai pandang pastu tulis kat facebook 'nyampah nyew adew abang misai usya-usya kitew..tark syukew tark syukew larh' Perosak bahasa sial.

7. Annoying doh tengok kau peluk laki or balak kau dekat public or shopping complex..kalau sangap sangat g rumah tumpangan RM30/nett

8. Kau pakai tudung tapi kau pakai jeans yang abang misai dari jauh boleh nampak shape bontot kau yang jatuh tu..lagi-lagi kalau lepas duduk, terselit 'celapong' (celah ponggong a.k.a pungkoq)

9. Macam shit bila kau tulis kat facebook yang kau tengah tension, tengah sakit perut, tengah happy..weh..asal time berak kau tak tulis sekali 'kitew tengah berak..syuke syuke ^__^'

10. Kau saje ubah-ubah relationship status kat facebook..kononnye kau ni macam best kejap Single, kejap in relation, kejap open..asal kau tak bubuh 'I am Lesbian'

11. Nyampah tahu tak kalau kau tak reti bawak barang shopping sendiri..padahal 2 3 plastik je..tu pun nak suruh balak kau..balak kau nyampah ok..bukan suka pun

12. Sikit-sikit kau ngadu kat member-member kau yang kau ada stalker kat kelas, kat office..konon kau tak tahu nak buat ape..ape doh perangai kau

13. Kau bisik-bisik ngan member kau yang duduk semeja..padahal dekat meja tu tengah lepak 4 5 orang

15. Bila kau lepak ngan member yang hot stuff, hensem-hensem, kool, kau tak pulak nak tegur member kau yang pakai tudung serabai plus muka berminyak 'she's not my friends..please lah'

16. Kau tenung-tenung mamat yang cam kool supaya mamat cam kool tu perasan kewujudan kau sambil buat muka tahi

17. Kau order makanan itu ini sebab gambar dekat menu cantik..tapi bila makan 3 4 sudu kau cakap tak sedap..lepas tu tak habis..lepas tu ngadu lapar..g makan kat tempat lain pulak..nak terajang muka kau siot

18. Kau tak pandai buat tu, buat ni..tanak pegang tu, pegang ni..alasan kau kotor, jijik..habis sapa yang nak buat kan? 

19. Pakai tudung, baju kurung, manis..dalam wayang, dalam kereta, huih....bukan main sandar-sandar, peluk-peluk, ramas-ramas..baik tak payah pakai tu semua..selalu nampak kat highway

20. Kau cerewet..kena buat semua benda macam kau nak..kalau tak sama macam kau nak, kau angin, kau merajuk, kau marah..cuba kalau kau buat kerja yang orang cerewet macam kau..muncung je mulut kau

21. Kau merajuk ngan mak kau, kau merajuk ngan bapak kau, pakwe pun buat taek ngan kau..kau ngamok, marah, benci & merajuk..last-last kau decide kau bunuh diri..terjun dr bumbung Pavi..tapi tak mati pun..silap-silap kena buang keluarga..lagi shit hidup kau

22. Lepak ngan sekutu gediks kau ketawa kuat kuat, buat onar..masing masing dressed up fancy nak mampos. Skali awek pakai tudung litup melintas korang pakat usya atas bawah atas bawah ramai2. pandangan jijik like 'eww she dont have style..yucks' emang gud gud la kau

23. Mekap tebal ala ala mak ayam..atas mata tu dah macam pelangi..tambah plak bulu mata palsu..klip pah kip pah mata tu dah macam berus cat..kelopak mata tak larat nak angkat..cam sial.. satu level ngan bapok belakang lorong haji taib..

24. Pakai baju sikit lagi nak 6pak puting..lengan himpit tetek bagi terkepit..konon nak bagi nampak lurah lebih menonjol pastuh snap gamba dari atas supaya nampak yg dalam baju tu... buat pulak muka bersyahwat sambil lidah terkeluar.. what the hell..saje menambah bilangan owang laki masuk narakka jahanam

25. Kau buat facebook ni macam medan memperagakan diri..kau upload beribu ribu gamba muka kau je sampai 10 album.. bila ade org puji kau jawab 'ala shayer tark syomel pown..beshe beshe jew' nyampah siot

sumber aliff cullen

consider yourself lucky~



Bismillah~
Listening to a rant by someone who is known to you is not really an easy task. If you’re a person like me (ehem) you might be basking in the stories and feel burdened yourself. I am a romantic fool (as mentioned by Nanem) in one of our outings... I imagine a married life to be so much fun and not lunging for each other throat all the times. Couples (married of course) are supposed to be two lovey dovey creatures that should roam the land. Not some fighters getting ready for battle each day! Hmm, that’s what happens to me… Usually~ (sigh)...Daydreaming again and again~



So when I heard about some ‘kinks’ in marriage(s), I am doomed to be thinking that EVERY marriage will be exactly like that. At this point of time, I eliminate other factors such as upbringing, families where you come from, your attitude and your pig-headedness (if any~)
I really cannot accept the fact that the reality is so harsh. It’s not supposed to be any problem when two people are willing to cooperate the whole time. But I do understand that an individual /a person will always have their own needs. I want this; I want that, blah blah blah ~ give me my own space kinda act! BUT it is NOT to be considered IF you are TOGETHER in this marriage! When people are TOGETHER together, you have to respect each other. You have to involve each other in any decision you wish to make. Not just sleeping together... Man, get yourself together!

Now I am ranting about other people’s problem!!

“Ehem..ehem, and this is my problem, why????”, said myself to me.

“I also don’t know…” I heard myself answered back. – The thing is I just have a feeling that I need to share this.  Not for anyone but me.

***Always, always, always in my du’a I wish for a blessed married life, being at terms with each other, because I wanna be married for him and him only, not just here in Dunia, but also fil Akhirah~***